Name: Erasmus ‘Klump’ Klipperhundth
Occupation: Idiot; Amateur wrestler; Ambassador to Barnsley
Background: Studied metric birds of prey at Humberland Polytechnic, graduating with honours and a discrete limp; helped compile a non-definitive list of words that do not signify Easter for the University of Boulangerie; failed repeatedly to kill himself during the summer of ’89 due to a spoon malfunction; Hates horses
Occupation: Idiot; Amateur wrestler; Ambassador to Barnsley
Background: Studied metric birds of prey at Humberland Polytechnic, graduating with honours and a discrete limp; helped compile a non-definitive list of words that do not signify Easter for the University of Boulangerie; failed repeatedly to kill himself during the summer of ’89 due to a spoon malfunction; Hates horses
