Name: Captain "Grrrrrr!" McGabe
Age: 31
Occupation: Ideas person; transient president of the Society for the celebration of the changing architectural styles of Totteridge (and Whetstone); confidence trickster; family man
Hobbies: flat beer; fitting full-size dining crockery into his absurdly large mouth; senior squash.
WLTM: People of a similar ilk, preferably female and with a sense of humour; orphaned giraffes; Ice-T
Little known fact: Is not a rapist.
