Missing Person #01

Missing: Bart Eloise-Claude Muff't
Last seen: Bratislava, June 1833
Presumed whereabouts: Confirmed dead since June 1833
Distinguishing features: Small tattoo of copulating krill on left butt-cheek; Answers to the name of Donald; Has chronic fear of krill

Have you, or anyone you know (or anyone you dont' know) seen Muff't?
His family, sadly now deceased, are worried about his safety and would appreciate any information from the public that would lead to his safe return. AIf you, or anyone you know (or anyone you dont' know) have seen Muff't, please convey a message to his family at 33 Sklep, Bratislava, immediately, as long as it reaches them before the end of June 1833.
A reward (no longer valid) has been issued for his safe return, although this may be in currency now defunct. Please contact your local Bureau de Change and national time-travelling organisation for more information.
Please note: Muff't is considered dead, and should you find him please approach with caution, as by this stage he might be a zombie or, more likely, simply a corpse that happens to be in your line of sight. Also, Muff't has a history of ill-advised compulsive fingering of poisonous moustaches.
(Pantgasm disclaimer: Spottings of Muff't should be considered highly unlikely in the 21st century, and certainly not in Barnsley, where he has never been, not in life nor in death - the mark of a good man. Person pictured is Napoleon III who bears little or no resemblance to Bart Muff't; the only tenable link being perhaps the moustache, that may or may not be poisonous. History simply has failed to record that particular area of concern. We apologise on behalf of history but take no responsibility for its actions. At least not for the time being).