People 14

Name: Baron von Kaven
Real name: Baron von Kaven
Occupation: Baron, science maverick, deceased
Likes: Reading, speaking with a lisp, ape-like erectile dysfunctions
Dislikes: Mauve hosiery, unprovoked happyslapping, having been dead since 1953
WLTM: Like-minded baroness, preferably deceased, preferably named von Kaven (purely for practical purposes)
In brief: Baron von Kaven is probably best known for his 1953 stage adaptation of the Gregorian calendar at the Anderlecht Civic Centre and Pie Shop in which several members of the cast are said to suffer from a mild cold. Was once married to Diane Keaton (this has later turned out to be a mistake. He was, in fact, not married to Diane Keaton). Claims to have been partially responsible for the development of the 'Catchphrase' television game show concept, - a claim that has since been reputed by sources close to sources close to Roy Walker. Disputed originator of the expression “so is this Myanmar? Rub the grass!”.