Hassana McNielsen-Xiaoping has over the years earned a reputation as the wild woman of molecular wind turbine research. Her formative years were spent touring with Jeff Ruby, a now defunct Neil Diamond covers band, where she discovered (amongst other things) the true value of life. When Jeff Ruby acrimoniously disbanded mid-tour in Berkshire following the Tet Offensive, Hassana was left to aimlessly wander the streets in search of new pastures green. After setting up a charity for disabled entrances Hassana chanced upon a non-scientific formula for Easter, after which she gave up on her charitable work and entered a prolonged pseudo-religious relapse. Then, in 1992, Hassana embarked on what is now generally accepted to be one of the most intriguing careers in science outside of the domain of reality. Hassana is responsible for inventing the inverted colon; establishing a semi-autonomous region in the wastelands between Hull and Whitby populated entirely by discarded Amstrads; adding a ninth note to the flute scale and disproving the existence of solid air. In 1993 she successfully lodged a piano in her mouth (pictured) and now plays the Marseillaise every time she laughs. Hassana currently lives as a hermit in the Welsh Appalachians, relying only Carling and bark for subsistence. According to her agent she is busy rewriting the King James I bible using only words beginning with F.
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