Dvorak 'Sunny' Algaetramp is the head researcher of the Albanian Research and Science Emporium based in Doncaster, UK. Despite winning several pointless awards, Sunny is perhaps best known for his flamboyant style and patented electromagnetic jacket (pictured). The latter is said to posses near-mystical properties that may or may not enable Sunny to fly. His long career has often been dogged by allegations of links to the Welsh mafia, with whom he enjoys a good working relationship. During last year's Conference for People Who Just Don't Care Anymore and Molecular Biologists, rumours quickly spread that Sunny was 37% whelk or possibly feathered – a rumour he has since vehemently defended. He is currently dead and now spends his time studying drawings of old carp. Hates the thought of having to use a 0.5 ball point pen without consulting his local MP, who incidentally is also dead.
Friday, April 20, 2007
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Dvorak 'Sunny' Algaetramp is the head researcher of the Albanian Research and Science Emporium based in Doncaster, UK. Despite winning several pointless awards, Sunny is perhaps best known for his flamboyant style and patented electromagnetic jacket (pictured). The latter is said to posses near-mystical properties that may or may not enable Sunny to fly. His long career has often been dogged by allegations of links to the Welsh mafia, with whom he enjoys a good working relationship. During last year's Conference for People Who Just Don't Care Anymore and Molecular Biologists, rumours quickly spread that Sunny was 37% whelk or possibly feathered – a rumour he has since vehemently defended. He is currently dead and now spends his time studying drawings of old carp. Hates the thought of having to use a 0.5 ball point pen without consulting his local MP, who incidentally is also dead.
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