Renowned campanologist and composer of over four ringtones, Gwendolyn "G-dog" McArdle has been pilloried by the international research community for her attempts to create a sentient Space Hopper by cross-breeding a BMX and a morbidly obese leukemia sufferer named Dave. In response to such wide-spread criticism her open letter of rebuttal, provocatively entitled "La la la, don't care, not listening", was warmly received by the militant group Space Hoppers Against Gravel, and has since been short-listed for the Man Booker prize for Fiction Written on the Back of an Envelope.
When not busy in the lab, G-dog likes to relax by taunting carp, and painting dogs with creosote.
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