Name: Gordon Hillary Brusq'ue
DOB: 11/3/1856
Occupation: Chief scientist and co-founder of the Children and Young Adults Molecular Experience drop-in centre in Mape, Worchestershire. Active member of the Frankfurt Aviatory Appreciation Society, or FAAS.
Hobbies: Likes to collect anything from tinted glass mosaics to pictures of culled baby seals. Enjoys wearing adult diapers and driving to the country side in his Morris Marina.
Describes himself as: Male, predatory and slightly 'beardy'.
Favourite book: “Moths: Friend or Foe?” by the Belgian Tourist Board.
Likes: Bleach-based cleaning products and autonomous swan communities.
Dislikes: Travelling in a straight line.
Would like to meet: Princess Margaret, the Countess of Snowdon.
Little know fact: Uses his sweater to confuse his prey.
Catchphrase: 'Have you checked the cabinet?'.
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